Wonderfully random and perfectly strange.

My dad texted me this and said “campfire looks great tonight.” Parents shouldn’t use technology. #nailedit

My dad texted me this and said “campfire looks great tonight.” Parents shouldn’t use technology. #nailedit

Loving the old school hip hop station on Spotify today.

Loving the old school hip hop station on Spotify today.

Classic Peach #ratdog.

Classic Peach #ratdog.

Queen Emma enjoys looking at herself in the mirror. Can’t believe she turns 3 in a few days.

Queen Emma enjoys looking at herself in the mirror. Can’t believe she turns 3 in a few days.

I knew this day was inevitable, but that didn’t make it any less awkward. My roommate has finally walked in on me mostly naked and now we have no secrets. I won’t be able to look him in the eyes for a week now.

I kinda feel like my heart is breaking. I don’t know if I’m dumb or it’s real.

Had a party for my birthday last night. Here are all the horrible quality pictures that came from it.

Went to the Chiefs game last night, slept until 1:30 today, and here I am feeling hungover but smiling because I had a pretty great birthday.

Went to the Chiefs game last night, slept until 1:30 today, and here I am feeling hungover but smiling because I had a pretty great birthday.

It’s my birthday send me nudes.

Just kidding. Please don’t send me nudes.

Attention World

You can suck my dick.